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Wrinkles add character.
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People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
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You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
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The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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I will walk in my integrity; redeem me and be merciful to me. My foot stands in an even place. —Psalm 26:11-12
I just couldn't pass up posting this story. Take yourself back about a year to the craze of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I know the fad has quickly fizzled and if you are like me, you probably don't want to revisit that show, but this story is a fun read. The BBC is reporting that the British version of this show is being rocked by a scandal... this guy won the big prize but is now being accused of cheating his way through the game. Since we all have come to know this game so well, this blow-by-blow depiction of his cheating is kinda fun to read.